I had come on to myspace as a mistake because i dont really come on these sites as i am a man of the world and a crime fighter. But in my search for information on how to adopt cambodian orphan babies and orphaned elderly women, i stumbled on your page. First off, i must tell you that it is not the outer beauty it is the inner beauty, like a beacon of light that shines from within that brought me to you and your hotness. Trust me i never do this and dont think im writing to you because youre somewhat easy on the eyes because thats not the case. In the past i dated a former Ms Universe, an actress named Angelina something, Princess Grace of Monico and Marilyn Monroe so please dont think i am a creep or a psycho or a fool or a creepy psycho fool.
Oh just to let you know i couldve become a professional baseball player before but i didnt think it was fulfilling enough and that it doesnt save lives and help cambodian orphans or orphaned elderly women so i studied so hard during my educational years to become a financial anaylst because the world needed me to be one…..to save the children. Other guys were dating and discovering girls, going out and having fun — I thought to myself, no Michael, stop your impulses and listen to mother. I need to stay home and learn.
Thats not to say i am all business all the time. I am going to sign with an agent because i’ve always wanted to act. I’ve often related to such magnificent actors as Danny Devito, Dustin Diamond and the dude who played Cockroach on Cosby. I also paint and i just completed a painting of you, inspired by you and for you in my own blood. Can you believe that i am a singer also and i will be performing at the local White Castle — well just outside of the local white castle but its better that way because i can share my music with more people. Two of the songs i will be performing are called “Sarah Why Dont You Reply”, and “Sarah, Lets Make Babies” — theyre not really inspired by anyone or dedicated to anyone in particular.
Again i dont mean to be forward like this but heres my number 626-727-2949 which can be easily remembered by 626-S-A-R-A-W-H-Y. And my home address is 1495 N. Lake Ave. Pasadena, CA 91104 – pay no attention of the fact that the sign out front reads “PASADENA MENTAL HEALTH CENTER”. Thats just to ward off any canvassers and female fans bothering me when slumbering in my oxygen chamber.
Also, i thought i might try googling you and much to my surprise, there were a few other links that you were on. Even though it did take me 78 hours of doing some light research about you. I saw some of the photos of you and your friends. That Dennis guy you are friends with looks really cool and fun and i dont normally compliment guys this way but hes super hot and full of awesomeness. The rest of your guy friends must disappear….forever.
So you see, i had to write you and even though i know we are meant to be….being friends with you is something i can treasure. Im flying to Albany next week and i have to stop by Toronto for a couple of days so i will be actively searching for you — but no pressure for you to see me as long as i can see you. And the reason why i have to stop by in toronto is because i am lying and there is no reason because i am super creepy and you should just ignore me.